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Sunday, November 1, 2020

Why Whites Suck More Than Blacks

 Answer is "just because", of course. 



 But anyway, I've since learned that some White dudes (damn Whites) named Brock Walsh and Mark Goldenberg wrote this and gave it to The Pointer Sisters and I just can't think of a cooler more well-crafted song, ever. 

 It's got a beat and you can dance to it. 

    June (on the right) doesn't know what to do in this video but she is retardedly hot.

 Retard in the good sense. 

 Not with the boogers constantly hanging, I mean.

Though I would've gladly eaten June's boogers any time. 

It's snot for everyone.

So be careful. 

I just laughed as I wrote that cause I'm a loser.

But I got this song to control I mean console me. 


      Automatically Clicks On Automatic

🎵 Look what you're doing to me

I'm utterly at your whim

All of my defenses down

Your camera looks through me

With its X-ray vision

And all systems run aground

All I can manage to push from my lips

Is a stream of absurdities

Every word I intended to speak

Wind up locked in the circuitry

No way to control it

It's totally automatic

Whenever you're around

I'm walking blindfolded

Completely automatic

All of my systems are down

Down, down, down

Automatic

Automatic

What is this madness

That makes my motor run

And my legs too weak to stand?

I go from sadness

To exhilaration

Like a robot at your command

My hands perspire and shake like a leaf

Up and down goes my temperature

I summon doctors to get some relief

But they tell me there is no cure

They tell me...

No way to control it

It's totally automatic

Whenever you're around

I'm walking blindfolded

Completely automatic

All of my systems are down

Down, down, down

Automatic

Automatic 🎵

 

     White guy Brock pondering his privilege

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